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Album: Miscellaneous (1988)
Artists: Sherman Allan

  1. Al N Yetta
  2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
  3. Automation
  4. Barry Is The Babys Name
  5. Beautiful Teamsters
  6. Bye Bye Blumberg
  7. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
  8. Good Advice
  9. Green Stamps
  10. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
  11. Hail To Thee Fat Person
  12. Harvey And Sheila
  13. Headaches
  14. Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
  15. Heres To The Crabgrass
  16. Holiday For States
  17. Hungarian Goulash No 5
  18. I Cant Dance
  19. I See Bones
  20. J C Cohen
  21. Kiss Of Myer
  22. Little Butterball
  23. Lotsa Luck
  24. Me
  25. Mexican Hat Dance
  26. No Ones Perfect
  27. One Hippopotami
  28. Pills
  29. Pop Hates The Beatles
  30. Rat Fink
  31. Ride Of Paul Revere
  32. Shine On Harvey Bloom
  33. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
  34. Skin
  35. The Bronx Bird Watcher
  36. The Dropouts March
  37. The Lion's Share


Sherman Allan
Miscellaneous
One Hippopotami
+One Hippopotami

One hippopotami cannot get on a bus,
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus.
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese.
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese.

A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks.
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox.
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul,
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole.

Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul.
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?

A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet.
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet.
A paramecium is not a pair.
A parallelogram is just a crazy square.

Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is.
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance,
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!
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