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Album: Miscellaneous (1988)
Artists: Sherman Allan

  1. Al N Yetta
  2. Americas A Nice Italian Name
  3. Automation
  4. Barry Is The Babys Name
  5. Beautiful Teamsters
  6. Bye Bye Blumberg
  7. Eight Foot Two Solid Blue
  8. Good Advice
  9. Green Stamps
  10. Grow Mrs Goldfarb Grow
  11. Hail To Thee Fat Person
  12. Harvey And Sheila
  13. Headaches
  14. Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh
  15. Heres To The Crabgrass
  16. Holiday For States
  17. Hungarian Goulash No 5
  18. I Cant Dance
  19. I See Bones
  20. J C Cohen
  21. Kiss Of Myer
  22. Little Butterball
  23. Lotsa Luck
  24. Me
  25. Mexican Hat Dance
  26. No Ones Perfect
  27. One Hippopotami
  28. Pills
  29. Pop Hates The Beatles
  30. Rat Fink
  31. Ride Of Paul Revere
  32. Shine On Harvey Bloom
  33. Shticks Of One Kind And Half A Dozen Of The Other
  34. Skin
  35. The Bronx Bird Watcher
  36. The Dropouts March
  37. The Lion's Share


Sherman Allan
Miscellaneous
Hail To Thee Fat Person
+Hail To Thee, Fat Person

I would like to explain how it came to pass that I got fat.

Ladies and gentlemen, I got fat as a public service.
When I was a child, my mother said to me,
"Clean the plate, because children are starving in Europe."
And I might point out that that was years before the Marshall Plan
was ever heard of.
So I would clean the plate, four, five, six times a day.
Because somehow I felt that that would keep the children from starving
in Europe.
But I was wrong. They kept starving. And I got fat.

So I would like to say to every one of you who is either skinny
or in some other way normal--
When you walk out on the street, and you see a fat person,
Do not scoff at that fat person. Oh no!
Take off your hat. Hold it over your heart.
Lift your chin up high. And in a proud, happy voice say to him,
"Hail to thee, fat person!
You kept us out of war!"
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