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Album: Miscellaneous (2004)
Artists: Unknown

  1. Águas De Março
  2. Albert The Alligator
  3. All Pretty Horses
  4. Amigos Para Siempre (Friends For Life)
  5. Anaru
  6. Angels We Have Heard On High
  7. Are You Gonna Go My Way
  8. Aside Of The Road
  9. Away In A Manger
  10. Baphomet's Throne
  11. Black Trip
  12. Buckeyed Jim
  13. Bucking Bronco
  14. Budgeon It Is A Delicate Trade
  15. Buffalo Skinners
  16. Bullfrog King
  17. Bully In The Alley
  18. Burke And Hare
  19. Burn
  20. Burning Of Auchindoun
  21. Burning Of The School
  22. Bury Me Beneath The Willow
  23. Bury Me Not On The Lone Prairie
  24. Business For Love
  25. Buy Broom Besoms
  26. Buying A Bride
  27. By The Banks Of The Reedy Lagoon
  28. By The Hush
  29. Byker Hill
  30. C
  31. Caissons Go Rolling Along
  32. Caledonia
  33. California Sunset
  34. Call Me The Whale
  35. Callib Song
  36. Calling On Song
  37. Callingon Song
  38. Calomel
  39. Camp Grenada
  40. Campbell The Drover
  41. Camping
  42. Camptown Races
  43. I'm Not The Man


Unknown
Miscellaneous
Callib Song
CAL-LIB SONG
or How to Get a Man

Since I was a tiny tot, mama taught me quite a lot
How to look, how to sew and cook
And of course, how to get a man
Mama read the magazine, watch the color TV screen
Each advertiser made her wiser at how to get a man

My mama tell me:
"Don't show too much common sense, I know from experience
Use your head at the stove and bed and you'll surely get a man"
My mama tell me:
"Stay slender like sugar cane, eat no chocolate and no chow mein
False eyelashes and perfume splashes will help you get a man"

Soon I went on my first date, golly but I could not wait
Mama gave me every recipe for how to get a man
My mama tell me:
"Go gargle with Listerine, take a bath in Mr. Clean
Lift your dress up, spray FSD up, That's how to get a man"

Don't you tippy toe down the stairs 'til you clip your nose's
hairs
Shave your armpits and make them charmpits, that's how to get a
man
Cover up with acnomel, store-bought hair made of dynel
Lots of bother, but ask your father, that's how I got a man

Finally, a man I got, he eat and he drink a lot
Got big belly and kind of smelly, but still it is a man
I make for him chocolate cake, half a grapefruit myself I take
He got fatter and I got flatter, but still I got a man

I am tired now of shaving and for chocolate I'm craving
Liberation flag is waving, got to change my plan

I tell my mama:
"You can keep your recipe for your femininity
You may love it, but you may shove it and you may keep that man"
I tell my mama:
When a man for me does fall, he will love me hair and all
He'll admire though I perspire and that will be my man, hey
That will be my man

by Annette Kirk
printed in Here's to the Women
@feminist
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