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Album: Miscellaneous (2007)
Artists: NOFX

  1. A Perfect Goverment
  2. A200 Club
  3. All Out Of Angst
  4. Ant Attack
  5. Bang Gang
  6. Beer Bong
  7. Bob Turkee
  8. Champs Elysées
  9. Cheese
  10. Don't Talk
  11. East Bay
  12. Food, Sex And Ewe
  13. Free Dumb
  14. Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
  15. Gonoherpasyphlilaids
  16. Here Comes The Neighborhood
  17. Hit It Hold It Back
  18. Hobophobic
  19. I Live In A Cake
  20. ID
  21. Iron Man
  22. Jaundiced Eye
  23. Kill Rock Stars
  24. Lager In The Dark
  25. Memories
  26. Mister Jones
  27. No Problems
  28. On The Rag
  29. Philthy Phil Philantropist
  30. Piece
  31. S & M Airlines
  32. Shitting Bricks
  33. Shower Days
  34. Shut Up Already
  35. Six Pack Girls
  36. Sloppy English
  37. Sticking In My Eye
  38. The Punk Song
  39. Truck Stop Blues
  40. Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
  41. What's The Matter With Kids Today ?
  42. Where's My Slice
  43. You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter


NOFX
Miscellaneous
S & M Airlines
I went to the airport, but I missed my flight
I had to get out of this town tonight
Then a lady in black caught my attention
I couldn't figure out what was her intention

She told me about a flight that was leaving tonight
She could get me a seat and the price was right
She tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chance
I had no idea what was in store for me

She welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my seat
She tied my hands and legs down and made me kiss her feet
She whipped me and she slapped me, and gagged me when I begged
One things for sure I'll never fly S&M airlines again

The stewerdess in leather came walking down the isle
She put nipple clamps on me with a sadistic smile
The pain was so bad I had tears in my eyes
Then I looked up and there were two gartered thighs

Her ass was inches from me when she told me to lick
Before I could do anything she slapped my dick
So I followed her commands, my aim was to please
I spent the rest of the flight on my knees

The plane finally landed by the end of the night
I had to get off of this torture flight
I asked her to release me, then she bit my lip
She said the ticket that you bought, it was round trip.

I'll never fly S&M airlines again
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
I'll never fly S&M airlines again
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