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Album: Miscellaneous (1974)
Artists: Frank Zappa

  1. America Drinks & Goes Home
  2. Baby Snakes
  3. Big Leg Emma
  4. Bobby Brown
  5. Call Any Vegetable
  6. Call Any Vegetable
  7. Cocaine Decisions
  8. Cosmik Debris
  9. Dancin' Fool
  10. Dinah-Moe Humm
  11. Dirty Love
  12. Disco Boy
  13. Don't Eat The Yellow Snow
  14. Drafted Again
  15. Eddie Are You Kidding?
  16. Elvis Has Just Left The Building
  17. Evelyn, A Modified Dog
  18. Goblin Girl
  19. How's Your Bird?
  20. I'm The Slime
  21. Jelly Roll Gum Drop
  22. Joe's Garage
  23. Let's Make The Water Turn Black
  24. Louie Louie
  25. Montana
  26. Nanook Rubs It
  27. St Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
  28. Status Back Baby
  29. Stink-Foot
  30. T**ties & Beer
  31. The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
  32. Wonderful Wino


Frank Zappa
Miscellaneous
Eddie Are You Kidding?
Eddie, are you kidding?
I've seen you on my TV
Eddie, are you kidding?
The people always ask me
I saw your double knits
I thought they were the pits
You threw it in a bag
And then you sent me home - -
What!?
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you teasing
About your rancid garments?
Eddie, are you teasing
About your sixty tailors?
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In fifty Dollar suit - -
Oh
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding?
No, no.

Eddie, my friends ask me,
Eddie, Eddie, are you kidding?
I wanna tell you something,
my friends:
I am not kidding.
Here at Zachary All
We have sixty tailors
In the back room.
We have the west's largest
Selections of portly's, regulars
Longs, extra longs, and cadets.
And my friends say to me: Eddie,
Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?
(Eddie, what do you think of the new Double Knits?)
And I tell them: I'll tell you
Something frankly, my friends - -
When the new double knits first
Came out, I was not impressed.
But as you can see
These pants I'm wearing
Are double knit. They stretch
In all the right places.
They're most comfortable.
Our model Twiggy here will demostrate.
I have this lovely little
Seersucker ... wait a minute

WHERE CAN I GO GARDENA?
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN L.A.
AND WHERE CAN I GO IN ROSEMONT
I NEED SOME THREADS TODAY

I need the knits
The double knits
I need the knits
They are the pits
I need the knits
The double knits
I'm coming over shortly
Because I am a portly
You promised you could fit me
In fifty Dollar suit - -
Whew!
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding? No, no.
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?
Eddie, are you kidding me?

No, my friends, I'm not kidding,
Right here on the miracle mile
We have the west's largest
Selections of portly, regular
Cadet, tall and long.
And not only that - -
My brother Jake and Little Emil
And sixty tailors ...
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