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Album: They're All Gonna Laugh At You! (1993)
Artists: Sandler Adam

  1. Assistant Principal's Big Day
  2. At A Medium Pace
  3. Buddy
  4. Fatty Mcgee
  5. Food Innuendo Guy
  6. I'm So Wasted
  7. Lunchlady Land
  8. Mr. Spindel's Phone Call
  9. My Little Chicken
  10. Oh Mom
  11. Right Field
  12. Teenage Love On The Phone
  13. The Beating Of A High School Bus Driver
  14. The Beating Of A High School Janitor Performed By
  15. The Beating Of A High School Science Teacher
  16. The Beating Of A High School Spanish Teacher
  17. The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
  18. The Buffoon And The Valedictorian
  19. The Cheerleader
  20. The Longest Pee
  21. The Thanksgiving Song Performed By Adam Sandler
  22. Toll Booth Willie


Sandler Adam
They're All Gonna Laugh At You!
The Buffoon And The Dean Of Admissions
"And now a buffoon's meeting with the dean of admissions at a
prestigious college."

Dean: "Well Michael, I would like to extend my warmest congradulations
on your upcoming graduation and I understand you are interested in
matriculating here in the fall."

Buffoon: "I got a snake, man!"

Dean: "Yes, pets are welcome here on campus. Be it the traditional dog,
or cat, or even the occasional reptile."

Buffoon: "One time I fed it some beer man! It was slithering this way
and that! It was all fucked up!"

Dean: "I'm sure it was. Well we discourage inappropriate drinking among
both students and pets here on campus."

Buffoon: "Fuckin' Shit!"

Dean: "Yes, that's a not uncommon reaction to this policy. So tell me a
little bit more about your background."

Buffoon: "My father's a fucking asshole, man!"

Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age
son."

Buffoon: "My mother's a piece of shit too!"

Dean: "Well, I hope you can find an outlet for your hostility over the
summer so you can come to school in the fall relaxed and ready to
learn."

Buffoon: "My teacher in high school was a stupid bitch, man! She had her
head way up her ass!"

Dean: "Well the quality of the faculty at a University such as ours far
exceeds that of a local public high school."

Buffoon: "Your secretary's a real fat bitch, man!"

Dean: "Yes, she's tried many diets over the years with minimal success."

Buffoon: "I had diarhea last month. I had to shit all fucking day!"

Dean: "Uh huh, Well we all get the occasional stomach bug, never a
pleasurable experience. So have you given any thought to your choice of
major?"

Buffoon: "I've got a big fucking boner right now."

Dean: "I see. Well sexual arrousal is not uncommon during periods of
nervous tension. I do not take offense."

Buffoon: "One time I ate my neighbors shit!"

Dean: "That's understandable. Well, I enjoyed meeting you. We'll be
sending you our decision by the end of the month."

Buffoon: "I bet you got really hairy balls."

Dean: "Yes, it's a veritable forest down there. Bye bye."
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