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Album: Miscellaneous (1997)
Artists: Mr Hankey

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Mr Hankey
Miscellaneous
Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
We've all heard of Rudolf and his shiny nose
and we all know of frosty who's made out of snow
but all of these stories seem kind of... gay
because we all know who brightens up our holiday

MR. HANKY, THE CHRISTMAS POO!
small and brown, he comes from you
SIT ON THE TOILET, HERE HE COMES!
Squeezing tween your festive buns

I present from down below
spreading joy with a HOWDY HO!
He's seen the love inside of you because
HE'S A PIECE OF POO!

Sometimes he's nutty, sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
But if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve
He might come to your town

MR. HANKY, THE CHRISTMAS POO!
he loves me, I love you
there for vicariously he loves you
(Kid 1)"I can make a Mr. Hanky Too!"

(Carman) "Well Kile, where is he?"
(Kile) "(grunt) He's coming."
(?) "Come on dude, push!"
(Kile) "(grunt) I'm trying!"
(Carman) "Oh, wait a minuet, I can see his head."
(Kile) "HERE HE COMES!" (pop)
(Mr. Hanky) "Howdy Ho!"

(Mr. Hanky)
I'm Mr. Hanky, the Christmas poo
season's greetings to all of you
Lets sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away

Here's a game I like to play
stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy Ho Ho, Yum yum yum!
Christmas time has come!

(Girl 1) "Some times he's runny."
(Girl 2) "Some times he's firm."
(Girl 3) "Some times he's practically water!"
(Guy 1) Some times he hangs of the end of your a**
and won't fall in the toilet, because he is just clinging to your sphincter,
and he won't drop off and so you shake your a** around
to try to get him to drop in the toilet and finally it does!"

MR. HANKY, THE CHRISTMAS POO!
Christmas leaves, he must leave too
FLUSH HIM DOWN BUT HE'S NEVER GONE!
HIS SMELL AND HIS SPRIT LINGERS ON!

HOWDY HO!

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