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Album: Miscellaneous (1999)
Artists: South Park

  1. A Lonely Jew On Christmas
  2. A Lonely Jew On Christmas
  3. Blame Canada
  4. Brad Logan
  5. Brian Boitano
  6. Bubblegoose
  7. Carol Of The Bells
  8. cartman swears in class
  9. Chocolate Salty Balls
  10. Christmas Time In Hell
  11. Come Sail Away
  12. Dead, Dead, Dead
  13. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel
  14. Hell Isn't Good
  15. I Can Change
  16. It's An Easy MMKay
  17. josh and justin's song
  18. Kenny's Dead
  19. Kyle's Mom Is A Bitch
  20. La Resistance (Medley)
  21. O Holy Night
  22. O Tannenbaum
  23. Santa Claus Is On His Way
  24. the beer song
  25. The Circle Of Poo
  26. Uncle Fucka
  27. Uncle Fucker
  28. Wake up Wendy!


South Park
Miscellaneous
A Lonely Jew On Christmas
It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My Friends won't let me join in any games..
And I can't sing Christmas songs
Or decorate a Christmas tree..
Or leave water out for Rudolph
cos there's something wrong with me..
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ's divinity..
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew.. on Christmas.

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it,
That Santa passes over my house every year?
And instead of eating Ham
I have to eat Kosher Lekeesh..
Instead of Silent Night
I'm singing hou-hazch-tou-gavish..
And what the fuck is up
With lighting all these fucking Candles, tell me please?
I'm a Jew, a Lonely Jew..
I'd be merry, but i'm Hebrew.. on Christmas.

Hey Little Boy, I can't help but hear,
You're feeling left out of Christmas Cheer..
But i've come to see that you shouldn't be sad
'Cos this is the one month that you shoud be glad..

Because it's nice to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all..
You don't have to be on your best behaviour, or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's house with your alcoholic family..
And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap
And have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
That's right! You're a Jew, a Stylin' Jew..
It'd a good time, to be Hebrew.. on Christmas.
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