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Album: Miscellaneous (2002)
Artists: Cledus T. Judd

  1. Breath (Parody "Breathe" - Faith Hill)
  2. Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - The Charlie Daniels Band)
  3. Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" - Deana Carter)
  4. First Redneck On The Internet
  5. Gone Funky (Parody "Gone Country" - Alan Jackson)
  6. If Shania Was Mine (Parody "Any Man Of Mine" - Shania Twain)
  7. It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" - Travis Tritt)
  8. My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" - Kenny Chesney)
  9. Please Take The Girl (Parody "Don't Take The Girl" - Tim McGraw)
  10. She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody "Bigger Than The Beatles" - Joe Diffie)
  11. Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody "Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident" - John Michael Montgomery)
  12. Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody "Third Rock From The Sun" - Joe Diffie)
  13. Wives Do It All The Time (Parody "Girls Do It All The Time" - Mindy McCready)

  • Song: It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" - Travis Tritt)
  • Artists: Cledus T. Judd
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Cledus T. Judd
Miscellaneous
It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" - Travis Tritt)
(Cledus T. Judd/Christopher Clark/Rich Fagan/Darin Gardner)

"Mm, mm, mm, mm. You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches."
"I'm gonna miss you too, bub."
"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days but now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone."
"Oh, I figured there's somethin'!"
"Oh, quit complainin'.
All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges, paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath, defrost the fridge, clean out the garage, sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday. I love you boogie, boogie."
"I love you too. An' don't you worry 'bout me. I'll be just fine."

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave,
Hair on my back I don't plan to shave.
I've got the house to myself while the wife's away.
I'll be rockin' all night!

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew.
Lounge in my boxers like I used to do.
There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no,
I'll be watchin' the fight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Played cards with my buddies until sunrise,
You know, I never thought that my neighbor would,
Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good!

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake;
Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake.
Best ball I hit was when I stepped on a rake,
Oh, well it wasn't too bright.

Now I look in the fridge an' what do I see?
Last night's pizza starin' back at me.
Pepperoni and anchovies:
What a beautiful sight.

Well, it's a great day to be a guy,
Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies.
Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill.
I don't wanna burn my weiners but I probably will.

That fried boloney and cheese macaroni,
Tasted good this afternoon.
But now I'm passin' some serious gas and,
I might have to leave the room.
Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo.
Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth.
Might even get me a gold front tooth.
Whoa,hah,yeah!!

And it's a great day to be a guy,
But when my wife gets home, she's gonna tan my hide.
I'll be hung over but a lookin' good,
From a week of reliving my bachelorhood.
It's a great day to be a guy,
But another week of this and I'd probably die.
I tend to party harder than I should,
When my wife's not here to make me be good!
Yeah hoo!
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