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Album: Miscellaneous (2002)
Artists: Cledus T. Judd

  1. Breath (Parody "Breathe" - Faith Hill)
  2. Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - The Charlie Daniels Band)
  3. Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" - Deana Carter)
  4. First Redneck On The Internet
  5. Gone Funky (Parody "Gone Country" - Alan Jackson)
  6. If Shania Was Mine (Parody "Any Man Of Mine" - Shania Twain)
  7. It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" - Travis Tritt)
  8. My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" - Kenny Chesney)
  9. Please Take The Girl (Parody "Don't Take The Girl" - Tim McGraw)
  10. She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody "Bigger Than The Beatles" - Joe Diffie)
  11. Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody "Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident" - John Michael Montgomery)
  12. Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody "Third Rock From The Sun" - Joe Diffie)
  13. Wives Do It All The Time (Parody "Girls Do It All The Time" - Mindy McCready)

  • Song: Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" - Deana Carter)
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Cledus T. Judd
Miscellaneous
Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" - Deana Carter)
(Cledus T. Judd/Deana Carter/Rhonda Hart)

A Mason jar full of shine; a CD of LeAnn Rimes.
Is what I bought for our anniversary tonight.
Now here I stand, with my Petunias in hand.
And you've got a headache again.

I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails,
Trimmed my nose hairs just right.
I thought you'd be impressed, by my new huntin' vest,
But there's no chance tonight.

It ain't the first time this year; it'll be TV and beer.
I 'bout forgot what it's like to be kissed.
As I sleep on the floor, while she sniffles and snores.
Did I shave my back for this?

Ow, this things duller than a dead blade butter knife.

Now I bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let,
Me take her to that motel with a pool.
You know it's so hard to find free HBO and Showtime.
And them vibratin' beds sure are cool.

I souped up the RV, fired up my flowbe,
Trimmed my toupee just right.
Tried self-tanning cream, it turned my skin green,
Er, you know the directions said that it might.

Well it's a mystery to me, why she don't like Cledus T.
Most find me hard to resist.
I'm wearin' my brand new drawers, and wonderin' what the heck for!
Did I shave my back for this?

Deanna, did I shave my back for this?
Ooh ooh ooh.
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