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Album: Miscellaneous (2002)
Artists: Cledus T. Judd

  1. Breath (Parody "Breathe" - Faith Hill)
  2. Cledus Went Down To Florida (Parody "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" - The Charlie Daniels Band)
  3. Did I Shave My Back For This? (Parody "Did I Shave My Legs For This?" - Deana Carter)
  4. First Redneck On The Internet
  5. Gone Funky (Parody "Gone Country" - Alan Jackson)
  6. If Shania Was Mine (Parody "Any Man Of Mine" - Shania Twain)
  7. It's A Great Day To Be A Guy (Parody "It's A Great Day To Be Alive" - Travis Tritt)
  8. My Cellmate Thinks I'm Sexy (Parody "She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" - Kenny Chesney)
  9. Please Take The Girl (Parody "Don't Take The Girl" - Tim McGraw)
  10. She's Got A Butt, Bigger Than The Beatles (Parody "Bigger Than The Beatles" - Joe Diffie)
  11. Skoal: The Grundy County Auction Spitting Incident (Parody "Sold: The Grundy County Auction Incident" - John Michael Montgomery)
  12. Third Rock From Her Thumb (Parody "Third Rock From The Sun" - Joe Diffie)
  13. Wives Do It All The Time (Parody "Girls Do It All The Time" - Mindy McCready)


Cledus T. Judd
Miscellaneous
Breath (Parody "Breathe" - Faith Hill)
(Cledus T. Judd/Stephanie Bentley/Jeff Carter/Holly Lamar/Christopher Clark)

I can smell the onions floating in the air.
Must be something that you ate.
I can't imagine how your mouth must taste.
Forgive me if I turn away.

The slightest whiff just brings me to my knees.
I almost pass out in your arms.
I need a gas mask every time that you come near,
And the halitosis starts.

I can smell your breath.
It's chokin' me to death.
The only one who doesn't know is you.
Here's some gum to chew,
Oh Baby, there's no way of kissin' me.
Whaddya have for lunch.
Don't you ever brush?
Baby, a binoca blast or two's what I'd suggest.
I can smell your breath.

Bad breath.

It's tough to be there when your wakin' up.
And that green cloud fills up the room.
It's worser than it's ever been before,
And I know, and you know,
(And everybody in a three mile radius knows!)
You should see a dentist soon.

'Cos I can smell your breath.
It's gaggin' me to death.
Somethin' must have died inside of you.
Whatcha oughtta do, is chase a cert or two with Listerine.
Even when you're gone,
The odour lingers on.
I'm buyin' you an Oral-B and a Jumbo tube of Crest.
'Cos I can smell your breath.

Bad breath.

Can't you smell the funk that's floating in the air.
Must be something that you ate.
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