Robert Pollard Miscellaneous Chance To Buy An Island Chance to buy an island- I'll sell it to you
It's not so bad
Check out the "FOR SALE" sign- It's for you
And hey, it's really nice
Can I offer you a find?
Can I oil your rusty mind?
If I tell you all I know
Can I pack it up and go?
And now you're ten years colder
At least you're alive
And that's not too bad
And you can't afford an island