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Album: Miscellaneous (1992)
Artists: King Missle

  1. At Dave's
  2. Cheesecake Truck
  3. Detachable Penis
  4. Dick
  5. Equivalencies
  6. Fluting On The Hump
  7. Fourthly
  8. Frightened And Freezing
  9. Gary And Melissa
  10. Heavy Holy Man
  11. How To Remember Your Dreams
  12. Jesus Was Way Cool
  13. Lou
  14. Love You More
  15. Muffy
  16. No Point
  17. Open
  18. Rock n'Roll Will Never Die
  19. Sensitive Artist
  20. She Didn't Want
  21. Take Stuff From Work
  22. That Old Dog
  23. The Fish That Played The Ponies
  24. The Neither World
  25. The Sandbox
  26. Wuss


King Missle
Miscellaneous
Gary And Melissa
Gary and Melissa loved to make love
Loved to make love
Loved to make love
Over and over and over again

For the first few weeks of their relationship,
They made love four or five times a night
They were really turned on for a while

Then, to heighten their passion,
They bought sex books:
The Joy of Sex,
The Sensuous Couple
The Joy of Sex Part Two,
The Kama Sutra,
Even Yet Still More Joy of Sex
Popular Mechanics,
Betty Crocker
Anything

They tried as many positions as they were capable of
Physically
Physically
Physically
They were really turned on for a while

Then, to heighten their passion,
They bought sex toys:
Ben Wah Balls,
French Ticklers
Nipple clamps,
Cock Rings
Whips and Chains and Bondage gear
Bowling Balls,
Dildos,
Vibrators
Watermelons
Commemorative Statuettes of Liberty
Anything
They were really turned on for a while

They set up a video camera and taped themselves having sex
Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex
Then, to heighten their passion,
Gary taped Melissa having sex with some of his friends
And Melissa taped Gary having sex with some of her friends
Then they watched it on the VCR while having more sex
They were really turned on

As the years went by,
Gary and Melissa became fine upstanding members of their community
Although they never married,
Their relationship outlasted all the marriages on their block
And they never fought,
Except to heighten their passion
They had made an agreement that when one of them died,
The other would continue to live with and make love to the corpse,
But as luck would have it,
They were both killed in a freak accident
And died at the exact same moment, holding hands
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