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Album: Miscellaneous (2003)
Artists: Weird Al Yankovic

  1. Aardvark
  2. Albuquerque
  3. Alligator
  4. Alternative Polka
  5. Amish Paradise
  6. Amoeba
  7. Callin' In Sick
  8. Cavity Search
  9. Christmas At Ground Zero
  10. Eat It
  11. Everything You Know Is Wrong
  12. Germs
  13. Grapefruit Diet
  14. Gump
  15. Hummingbirds
  16. I Remember Larry
  17. I'm So Sick Of You
  18. It's All About The Pentiums
  19. Jerry Springer
  20. My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
  21. Phony Calls
  22. Polka Power!
  23. Polkamon
  24. Pretty Fly For A Rabbi
  25. Since You're Been Gone
  26. Smells Like Nirvana
  27. Snails
  28. Spam
  29. Syndicated Inc.
  30. The Alternative Polka
  31. The Night Santa Went Crazy
  32. The Saga Begins
  33. The Weird Al Show Theme
  34. This Song's Just Six Words Long
  35. Truck Drivin' Song
  36. You Happy Puppet
  37. Your Horoscope For Today


Weird Al Yankovic
Miscellaneous
The Weird Al Show Theme
Oh, this is a story 'bout a guy named Al
And he lived in a sewer with his hamster pal
But the sanitation workers really didn't approve
So he packed up his accordion and had to move
To a city in Ohio where he lived in a tree
And he worked in a nasal decongestant factory
And he played on the company bowling team
And every single night he had a strange, recurring dream
Where he was wearing leiderhosen in a vat of sour cream
But that's really not important to the story

Well, the very next year he met a dental hygenist
With a spatula tattoed on her arm (on her arm)
But he didn't keep in touch, then he lost her number
Then he got himself a job on a tater tot farm
And he spent his life savings on a split-level cave
20 miles below the surface of the Earth (of the Earth)
And he really makes a mighty fine jelly bean and pickle sandwich
For what it's worth

Then one day Al was in the forest, trying to get a tan
When he heard the tortured screaming of a funny little man
He was caught in a bear trap and Al set him free
And the guy that he rescued was as grateful as can be
And it turns out he's a big-shot producer on TV
So he gave Al a contract and what do you know?
Now he's got his own very Weird Al Show!
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