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Album: Miscellaneous (1967)
Artists: Barbra Streisand

  1. (hello Dolly!) Finale
  2. All Of My Life
  3. Am I Blue?
  4. Ballad Of The Garment Trade
  5. Before The Parade Passes By
  6. Blind Date
  7. C'est Si Bon (it's So Good)
  8. Clicker Blues
  9. Cornet Man
  10. Dancing
  11. Dreamyangelz- I Wanna Guy
  12. Elegance
  13. Find Yourself A Man
  14. For Pete's Sake (don't Let Him Down)
  15. Frank Mills
  16. Funny Girl Medley I Am Woman
  17. Funny Thing Happened On My Way To Love
  18. Henry Street
  19. His Love Makes Me Beautiful
  20. Home From "the Wiz"
  21. How Are Things In Glocca Morra?* / The Heather On The Hill**
  22. How Lucky Can You Get
  23. I Am Woman From
  24. I Can See It (from The Fantasticks)
  25. I Finally Found Someone
  26. I Found A Million Dollar Baby
  27. I Found A Million Dollar Baby (in A Five & Ten Cent Store)
  28. I Got A Code In My Doze
  29. I Have Dreamed/we Kiss In A Shadow
  30. I Like Him
  31. I'm Late
  32. I'm Late - Part Ii
  33. I'm Late - Part Iii
  34. I'm Late - Part Iv
  35. I'm Not A Well Man
  36. If A Girl Isn't Pretty
  37. If I Love Again
  38. If You Ever Leave Me (duet With Vince Gill)
  39. Isn't This Better
  40. It Only Takes A Moment
  41. Sing
  42. Trouble Me


Barbra Streisand
Miscellaneous
If A Girl Isn't Pretty
Funny girl is the life of vaudeville comedienne fanny brice (1891-1951), starting in 1910.
Actually the show starts after she has become a success on stage and flashes back to her
Origins. it opens in fanny's dressing room. she is waiting for her husband, nick arnstein,
To return after being in prison. she looks back to when she was a 19-year old hopeful.
Her mother's poker buddies think she's wasting her life trying to break into show business.
Mrs. strakosh:
Fanny, when people pay good money in the the-ay-ter--
Especially the male element--they want something to look at!

If a girl isn't pretty
Like a miss atlantic city,
All she gets in life
Is pity and a pat.
Mrs. brice:
Is a nose with deviation
Such a crime against the nation?
Should i throw her into jail
Or drown the cat?
Mrs. strakosh, o' malley and
Meeker:
She must shine in ev'ry detail
Like a ring you're buying retail,
Be a standard size that
Fits a standard dress.
Mrs. strakosh:
When a girl's incidentals
Are no bigger than two lentils
Mrs. strakosh, o' malley and
Meeker:
Then to me that doesn't spell success.


Fanny auditions for keeney's music hall but keeney kicks her out of the chorus
Because she doesn't look like the others.
Eddie ryan, dance director for keeney, agrees:

Eddie:
If a girl isn't pretty
Like a miss atlantic city,
She should dump the stage
And try another route.
Any guy who pays a quarter
For a seat just feels he oughter
See a figger that his wife can't
Substitute.

Kid, my heart ain't made of marble
But your rhythm's really horr'ble
And that map of yours just ain't no
Valentine.
Everything you got's about right,
But the damn thing don't come out right
So forget it, kid,
And just resign.
Chorus:
If a girl isn't pretty,
If a girl isn't pretty,
If a girl isn't pretty,
If a girl isn't pretty,
If a girl isn't pretty,
She should get a job,
Go get a job--
Get any job
Get a weekly pay,
'cause if a girl isn't pretty
Like a miss atlantic city,
She's a real miss nobody, u.s.a.
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