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Album: Miscellaneous (2008)
Artists: TOBY KEITH

  1. Every Night
  2. Getcha Some
  3. Groove Dub
  4. He Ain't Worth Missing
  5. Heart To Heart
  6. Hello
  7. Hold You, Kiss You, Love You
  8. Hot Rod Sleigh
  9. How Do You Like Me Now
  10. I Don't Understand My Girlfriend
  11. If A Man Answers
  12. In Other Words
  13. Life Was A Play (The World Was A Stage)
  14. Lucky Me
  15. Mary, It's Christmas
  16. Me Too
  17. New Orleans
  18. No Honor Among Thieves
  19. She Only Gets That Way With Me
  20. She Ran Away With A Rodeo Clown
  21. She's Gonna Get It
  22. She's Perfect
  23. Should've Been A Cowboy
  24. Some Kinda Good Kinda (Hold On Me)
  25. Strangers Again
  26. The Lonely
  27. The Night Before Christmas
  28. Tired
  29. Upstairs, Downtown
  30. What Made The Baby Cry?
  31. When Love Fades
  32. Who's That Man
  33. Wish I Didn't Know Now
  34. Woman Behind The Man
  35. You Ain't Much Fun
  36. You Don't Anymore
  37. You Shouldn't Kiss Me Like This


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Miscellaneous
Ma Sheela
Ma Sheela
(Robert Kotta)

Bagwan and Ma Sheela were talking one day.
Bagwan says, ``Ma Sheela, I think we should pray,
And if we have one prayer, we may as well have ten.''
``Why not start our own religion,'' says Ma Sheela,
Amen.

``What first shall we pray for?'' ``Let's pray for a home,
Out in the west where the antelope roam.
And if we have one house, we may as well have ten.''
``Why not start a bloody commune?'' says Ma Sheela,
Amen.

``What next shall we pray for?'' ``Well let's pray for some dupes,
Shallow free thinkers with plenty of loot,
And we'll dress them in purple and say there's no sin.''
``And we'll call it enlightenment,'' says Ma Sheela,
Amen.

``What next shall we pray for?'' ``Let's pray for a car
With a TV and telephone and fully stocked bar.
And we'll only take Rolls Royce and Mercedes Benz.''
``And it'll be tax deductible,'' says Ma Sheela,
Amen.

``What last should we pray for?'' ``Let's pray for a jet.
When the shit hits the fan then it's outward we'll get
And we'll fly me to the sunset and try it again.''
``And I'll meet you in Geneva,'' said Ma Sheela,
Amen.

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