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Album: Miscellaneous (2008)
Artists: Tony Norwell

  1. Abbeywood Veggie
  2. Anywhere
  3. BaseballHat and Chewing Gum
  4. Beautiful Island
  5. Blue Murder
  6. Busy Boomtown Man
  7. ComeWith Me
  8. Don't Come Running
  9. Every Waking Moment
  10. Every Word
  11. Farewell
  12. Farewell My Love
  13. For Oh So Long!
  14. Gently Whispering Your Name
  15. Going Down To Darwin
  16. Has Anyone Seen Zoe?
  17. I Fell In Love With You
  18. I Wish That Things
  19. If I Were An Astronaut
  20. Me Daughter Don't Like Water!
  21. One Day
  22. Out Where
  23. Planned Obsolescence
  24. Someone Else's Wrong
  25. Somewhere Down In Maryland
  26. Stepping Stone
  27. Sue's Song
  28. That Big Old House
  29. The Day The Bywell Castle
  30. The Music Still Goes ON and On
  31. The Music Still Goes ON and On
  32. The Umbala Song
  33. Tressell of Mugsborough
  34. Will She Ever Sail Again?
  35. Won't You Be My Friend?
  36. You Keep Singing Through Our Songs
  37. Your Dreams


Tony Norwell
Miscellaneous
Abbeywood Veggie
Abbeywood Veggie February 2000
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I try to eat muesli - I’ve sampled some fusilli –
A7
And many more things I can tell –

Tried tahini cannellini – macaroni cannelloni –
D
And cut out tea and coffee as well!
A7 D
My diet has oft been the subject - of many a debate of great heat –
A7
But rather than part from my veggies –
D
I think I would rather eat meat!


A7
I’m a veggie, I’m a veggie, from Abbeywood way –
D
I get all my protein the vegetable way.
A7
I may eat junk food all day Monday –
D
But I am a health freak on Sunday!


The day was just ending – as I was descending –
To sit on my recycling loo.
A noise from down under – nearly tore me asunder –
As it heralded a healthy loose poo!
That thing that I did smelt unpleasant –
But in the teeth of my straining I thought –
That sooner than part from my diet –
I think I would rather be caught short.


You lift your bum off and you splutter and cough –
And hope none of your guests are near you.
You pretend you’re just weeing – and hope not to be in –
When somebody else needs the loo!
When at last you have completely finished –
And carefully pull the old chain –
You hope all the traces go down there –
And nothing will block up the drain!


They call me a freak – say I should eat meat –
I did once but I just couldn’t now.
I don’t see the reasoning why plenty of seasoning –
Shouldn’t make my food taste good somehow!
They say animals are for eating –
At that I start shaking my head –
No man has the right to take lives now-
Nor exploit both the living and dead.


I once loved a maid – a law student by trade –
She was feisty as ever could be.
And the glint in her eye matched the red morning sky –
I loved her till February.
On the day we agreed to be lovers –
We went for a big veggie meal –
For sooner than part from my diet –
I would rather be robbed of my zeal!

So, I - eat what I can now – of both Yin and Yan now –
And I go for the healthiest food!
I know what I need now - cause my body I heed now–
And it makes noises frequent and rude!
I eat carrots instead of sweet biscuits –
Lots of veg and of fruit every day-
I only eat polyunsaturates
And do what I should twice a day!
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