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Album: Miscellaneous (1989)
Artists: The Vandals

  1. A Gun For Christmas
  2. Aging Orange
  3. Airstream
  4. Allah
  5. Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
  6. And Now We Dance
  7. Anti
  8. Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
  9. Bad Birthday Bash
  10. Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako
  11. But Then, She Spoke
  12. Cafe 405
  13. Canine Euthenasia
  14. Change My Pants
  15. Choosing You Masters
  16. Christmas Time For My Penis
  17. Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
  18. Come Out Fighting
  19. Desert Woman
  20. Elvis Decanter
  21. Failure Is The Best Revenge
  22. Gator Hide
  23. Get In Line
  24. Hang Myself From The Tree
  25. Happy Birthday To Me
  26. I Believe
  27. Johnny Twobags
  28. Join Us For Pong
  29. Katrina's Fair *
  30. Kick Me
  31. Kill My Tenant
  32. Ladykiller
  33. N.I.M.B.Y.
  34. Oi To The World
  35. Take It Back
  36. Viking Suit
  37. Wanna Be Manor


The Vandals
Miscellaneous
Aging Orange
I'm Palm Palm head - and I wrote one good song - But that was almost 20 years ago - I tried and I tried to follow it up - But you know how those sophomore jinxes go - So I became quite bitter - as sales dropped like flies - No one likes these dumb songs - of racing cars and spies - Maybe it's my ape drape - or hippies in my band - But now we only tour in Arizona - or Japan - So after much thought - and a panel of experts - I came up with a brilliant little plan - I'll take out my frustrations - on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Back in Ancient Egypt - many Pharaohs went to jail - for misappropriation - of my Phrigian scale - I said listen to Tutankhamen - you're driving me insane - it's obvious those bellies - are all dancing to Bloodstains - I figured out you owe me - and please try not to laugh - but every time I hear it - I get one more golden calf - So I've bitten off - a sizable chunk - of the hands of the people - with the food - Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside - a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes - Cuz I invented socks - and I invented gravy - I made up the cotton gin - but no one ever paid me - Why beat a dead horse - with a career that is cursed? - I'll just sue for royalties - on things I thought of first - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Palm Palm! - Ape Drape! - Ape Drape! - Poodle Head! - Poodle Head!
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