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Album: Miscellaneous (1991)
Artists: Monty Python

  1. Accountancy Shanty
  2. All Things Dull And Ugly
  3. Brave Sir Robin Ran Away
  4. Bright Side Of Life
  5. Do What John?
  6. Eric The Half-a-bee
  7. Every Sperm Is Sacred
  8. Finland
  9. Galaxy Song
  10. Ho Ho F***ing Ho
  11. I've Got A Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
  12. Im A Lumberjack
  13. Immanuel Kant
  14. Lumberjack
  15. Penis song
  16. The Meaning Of Life
  17. The Philosophers Song


Monty Python
Miscellaneous
Penis song
INTRO: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for you will or John Thomas,
Hooray for you're one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, you're wife's best friend,
Your percy or your cock,
You can wrap it up in ribbions,
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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