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Album: Monty Python Sings (1991)
Artists: Monty Python

  1. Accountancy Shanty
  2. All Things Dull And Ugly
  3. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  4. Brian Song
  5. Bruce's Philosophers Song
  6. Christmas In Heaven
  7. Decomposing Composers
  8. Eric The Half A Bee
  9. Every Sperm Is Sacred
  10. Finland
  11. Galaxy Song
  12. Henry Kissenger
  13. I Like Chinese
  14. I'm So Worried
  15. Knights Of The Round Table
  16. Lumberjack Song
  17. Medical Love Song
  18. Never Be Rude To An Arab
  19. Oliver Cromwell
  20. Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)
  21. Sit On My Face
  22. Spam
  23. The Meaning Of Life
  24. The Money Song
  25. Two Legs


Monty Python
Monty Python Sings
Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)
GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE'S A LITTLE NUMBER I TOSSED OFF
RECENTLY IN THE CARIBBEAN.

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis,
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong.
It's swell to have a stiffy,
It's divine to own a dick.
From the tiniest little tadger,
To the world's biggest prick.

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake.
Your piece of pork,
Your wife's best friend,
Your Percy or your cock.

You can wrap it up in ribbons,
You can slip it in your sock.
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
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