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Album: Monty Python Sings (1991)
Artists: Monty Python

  1. Accountancy Shanty
  2. All Things Dull And Ugly
  3. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  4. Brian Song
  5. Bruce's Philosophers Song
  6. Christmas In Heaven
  7. Decomposing Composers
  8. Eric The Half A Bee
  9. Every Sperm Is Sacred
  10. Finland
  11. Galaxy Song
  12. Henry Kissenger
  13. I Like Chinese
  14. I'm So Worried
  15. Knights Of The Round Table
  16. Lumberjack Song
  17. Medical Love Song
  18. Never Be Rude To An Arab
  19. Oliver Cromwell
  20. Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)
  21. Sit On My Face
  22. Spam
  23. The Meaning Of Life
  24. The Money Song
  25. Two Legs


Monty Python
Monty Python Sings
Every Sperm Is Sacred
Dad: There are Jews in the world, there are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons and then,
There are those that follow Mohammud, BUT
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics
Is they'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six footer,
You don't have to have a great brain,
You don't have to have any clothes on,
You're a Catholic the moment Dad came.

Because...

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Children: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

Child: Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground,
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

Children: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Mum: Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

Men: Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
Women: If a sperm is wasted,
Children: God gets quite irate.

Priest: Every sperm is wanted,
Br. & Gr: Every sperm is good,
Nannies: Every sperm is needed,
Cardinal: In your neighborhood.

Children: Every sperm is useful,
Every sperm is fine,
Funeral: God needs everybody's,
Mourner1: Mine!
Mourner2: And mine!
Corpse: And mine!

Nun: Let the Pagan spill theirs,
O'er mountain, hill, and plain,
Statues: God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

Everyone: Every sperm is wanted,
Every sperm is good,
Every sperm is needed,
In your neighborhood.

Every sperm is sacred,
Every sperm is great,
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
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