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Album: Monty Python Sings (1991)
Artists: Monty Python

  1. Accountancy Shanty
  2. All Things Dull And Ugly
  3. Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life
  4. Brian Song
  5. Bruce's Philosophers Song
  6. Christmas In Heaven
  7. Decomposing Composers
  8. Eric The Half A Bee
  9. Every Sperm Is Sacred
  10. Finland
  11. Galaxy Song
  12. Henry Kissenger
  13. I Like Chinese
  14. I'm So Worried
  15. Knights Of The Round Table
  16. Lumberjack Song
  17. Medical Love Song
  18. Never Be Rude To An Arab
  19. Oliver Cromwell
  20. Penis Song (The Not Noel Coward Song)
  21. Sit On My Face
  22. Spam
  23. The Meaning Of Life
  24. The Money Song
  25. Two Legs


Monty Python
Monty Python Sings
Bruce's Philosophers Song
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable,
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume,
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel.
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself was permanently pissed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey everyday.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And René DesCartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am."
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed,
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.
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